poppin collars

To really show off and signify their importance to others, people pop the collar of their shirt.

"Around here we pop them collars" -- Lil Bow Wow (Bounce with me 2000)

by CERTiFiEDSHAWTY February 12, 2005

Dual Collars

When One, often a prep student, wears TWO popped collars simultaniously, one on top of the other, thereby signifying that he or she is better than the simple single popped collar wearers.

By wearing two popped collars, it is also implyed that the wearer likes it in the butt.

Prep Girl: My dual collars, are awsome...tot obvi holler

by BOWski May 18, 2005

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021

collasseral damage

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

by SHLA September 10, 2012

white collar trash

Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.

My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.

by p mammen November 22, 2009

collapsitarian

One who believes that society should collapse.

Become a libertarian for a few months until you realize the whole system is messed up, then move on to anarchy where you want to change the system, shortly after that become a collapsitarian and sit back and watch while it all burns. Oh, you gotta bring the popcorn.

Skip chuckles in collapsitarian when he hears about a politicians bad day.

by Melissa5001 October 2, 2018

blue collar holler

A whistle, "cat call", yelp, suggestive comment, greeting or gesture, or any harassment of the sexual kind, directed at a lady from a blue collar worker while on the job. The most familiar blue collar hollers come from construction workers or truck drivers and travel a safe, non-confrontational distance. The motivation behind a blue collar holler is unknown, though many theories have been discussed. Some wonder if a date or even sex is expected from it, but others says it is purely to make a woman feel uncomfortable.

Someone just whistled at me from the top of that building that's under construction. Talk about a blue collar holler!

That blue collar holler that I recieved from that man driving a plumber's van made me feel uncomfortable and disgusting on the inside. I'm pretty sure he had a mullet, but I can't be sure since he was driving away.

My husband and I met in New York when he blue collar hollered me.

by c-burt May 22, 2009