An incredibly small, racist shithole located near Des Moines, Iowa. 2/8 of the people are good, 6/8 are white trash or just plain strange. Most of the men are man-whores and racist while the women are, well, whores.
by cameldick69 December 29, 2016
Col•fax Cred•i•bil•i•ty
Col'faxus ˌKredəˈbilitē/
-noun
-refers to 'Colfax Avenue'. At 26.5 miles, it serves as the main business hub thru metro Denver, CO.
1. The power of inspiring trust and belief due simply to the fact that if one is pouring syrup on it, then it must be pancakes.
- a. validated by the insertion of terms "swear on god/mothers grave", "100% pure", "just ask anyone" and "serious as a heart attack".
-b. can be easily un-validated in the event authorities deem strange things afoot at the Circle K or other locations, by oath: "I don't no nothin. I was home watchin TV".
Col'faxus ˌKredəˈbilitē/
-noun
-refers to 'Colfax Avenue'. At 26.5 miles, it serves as the main business hub thru metro Denver, CO.
1. The power of inspiring trust and belief due simply to the fact that if one is pouring syrup on it, then it must be pancakes.
- a. validated by the insertion of terms "swear on god/mothers grave", "100% pure", "just ask anyone" and "serious as a heart attack".
-b. can be easily un-validated in the event authorities deem strange things afoot at the Circle K or other locations, by oath: "I don't no nothin. I was home watchin TV".
-from a guy selling meat out of his pickup at a bus stop, exalting the full bravado of Colfax Credibility: "I've got the best steaks and chops in town. Just ask anyone!".
by rbrightwell19 September 1, 2013
When a woman is throwing up in the toilet you as a gentleman hold her hair while doing her doggystyle so you thrust she pukes and clinches on your manhood.
I gave her the Colfax gentleman
by Daredick November 5, 2018
by LlamaMama09 October 13, 2020
1. A woman that is of low quality but still attractive enough to engage in sexual activity with.
2. A semi-attractive woman that looks like a drug addict, prostitute or both; but might not be. And you'd still wanna smash.
3. See Skanky-Hot
2. A semi-attractive woman that looks like a drug addict, prostitute or both; but might not be. And you'd still wanna smash.
3. See Skanky-Hot
Dude 1: Did you see that chick with her tits hangin out at Wal-Mart? I'd hit it but I don't know..
Dude 2: I'd smash that bitch, she kinda nasty but she's Colfax Hot at least.
Dude 2: I'd smash that bitch, she kinda nasty but she's Colfax Hot at least.
by Jimmy TwoDicks420 July 16, 2018
Although it may refer to any punch to the face, it specifically describes a punch to the face that occurs outside and in an urban setting.
by FancySam March 9, 2014
This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.
My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022