colbert 

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

colbert by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

Colbert 

A phobia of Canadians, normally attributed to blocked memories of an upbringing by South Carolina hillbillies.

Stephen Colbert

Colbert by counterspinner February 6, 2010

colbert 

noun: A sandwich made from two Pringles chips and a creamy Reddi Whip center. It is good snack for a little 'pick-me-up'. To make a colbert you will need two Pringles chips (preferably orignal, but any flavor will do) and a can of Reddi Whip whipped cream. Simply take one chip, spray a thick layer of whipped cream onto the chip and then place the second chip on top. The colbert's creator highly endorses the tasty sandwich saying, "There is nothing wrong with that."

"That colbert really stays with ya."

colbert by AKAReject March 31, 2010

colbert 

to diss Canadians, meaninglessly and in the manner of an attention whore, in order to get "followers" to make stupid remarks publicly about them

I don't remember exactly what he said but he colbert'd about the winter olympics again!

colbert by canajan-eh February 6, 2010

colbert 

a nick name i gave my dog cola that everyone in my house hates

:colbert wanna go for a walk
everyone: 😠

colbert by ILikeAnimals&Plants December 28, 2020

Colbert 

Loves drugs and eating sandwiches induced by hot milfs in his area. give him a kissy-wissy and he'll make your day. Shave his head and get a special stick that can be stuck up a dog's ass for "therapeutic" reasons.

Damn, I want a colbert to lighten my day.

Colbert by anonymous May 25, 2022

Colbert 

when you have skibidi rizz or you like to eat "popcorn taki balls" which is a food item containing a Popcorn Ball with a Taki sticking halfway in it

hey do you have Sussy kira colbert rizz?

yes, and im a sussy little sigma from ohio too!

Colbert by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023