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Colbertized

Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.
Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.

John : No dude, he just colbertized you.
by Chris0108 November 7, 2008
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The Colbert

The food combination of a whip cream sandwiched between two crispy Pringle chips.
Hey Zach wanna go to Walgreens to get stuff to make The Colbert.
by Artemus, Ren March 30, 2010
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colberted

To hold a politician accountable, face to face.

Originally from the French "Colberiser: Régler face à face, ses comptes avec un politicien." (http://www.manumilitari.net/?p=525)
Donald Rumsfeld was colberted when Ray McGovern confronted him with documented evidence of Rumsfeld saying things he had just denied saying.
by --none-- July 30, 2008
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Colbert

Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.
Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.
by Aarani March 10, 2007
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Colbertism

The display of irrational dislike for Canada and Canadians, normally the result of an upbringing by rednecks in the backwoods of South Carolina.
After Canada refused to believe the USA's fake rationale for invading Iraq, many ignorant Americans, like Mike Judge caught a bad case Colbertism, which has been subsequently unshakable by common sense and truth.
by counterspinner February 6, 2010
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COLBERT

Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.
Timmy: Want to go for a jog?

John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?
by roar123 April 15, 2009
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Colbert

To shit while sitting down so the shit squishes between your legs then wiggle around in it.
The mentally ill patient did a Colbert in his pants, but they don't know any better.
by pseudomonym August 1, 2022
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