"Coca-Cola" and "Head and Shoulders" announced today they are joining forces. The new company will be called "Cokehead#"
by John Doe May 8, 2003
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Coke was so plentiful in the 80's that it seemed like e'erybody became a cokehead or a convict or both.
by buddhablaze January 28, 2003
A crackhead that won the lottery.
Those people on True Hollywood Story who won the lottery and who are now broke again because they are "cokeheads"
by Melanie1123 September 13, 2008
A group of cocaine users.
They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.
They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.
I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
Before they get home---
A cokehead is the kind of person that doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves and theyre own needs.
A cokehead will tell theyre partner that theyre going out for a romantic dinner and wind up completly skipping those plans and take them out to a bar where the whole night all the cokehead does is go to the bathroom 20 times and commence to snort coke. And when theyre not snorting coke theyre provoking fights ,drinking jager and captain morgan.
After they get home---
When the cokehead finally gets tired of this they retire back to theyre house where they either find something small that happened and start blowing up about it e.g. throwing things, beating wife,screaming at kids ....that sort of thing.Or they decide that theyre tired of home too and tear off in theyre car to find more coke
This procedure goes on and on until someone has the balls to have an intervention
I don't candy coat things i show them for what they really are.
I Am The Real Webster...Truth hurts
A cokehead is the kind of person that doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves and theyre own needs.
A cokehead will tell theyre partner that theyre going out for a romantic dinner and wind up completly skipping those plans and take them out to a bar where the whole night all the cokehead does is go to the bathroom 20 times and commence to snort coke. And when theyre not snorting coke theyre provoking fights ,drinking jager and captain morgan.
After they get home---
When the cokehead finally gets tired of this they retire back to theyre house where they either find something small that happened and start blowing up about it e.g. throwing things, beating wife,screaming at kids ....that sort of thing.Or they decide that theyre tired of home too and tear off in theyre car to find more coke
This procedure goes on and on until someone has the balls to have an intervention
I don't candy coat things i show them for what they really are.
I Am The Real Webster...Truth hurts
Guy 1:Did you see that guy over there?
Guy 2:Oh that guy who went to the bathroom like 20 times? Yeah dont think theres something wrong he's just a cokehead
Guy 1: Oh that sucks
Guy 2:Oh that guy who went to the bathroom like 20 times? Yeah dont think theres something wrong he's just a cokehead
Guy 1: Oh that sucks
by The Real Webster...Truth hurts February 12, 2010
A person who loves cocaine more than their significant other, more than their baby children , more than having their teeth, and more than sunshine and rainbows because using coke has slammed their brain’s dopamine receptors so hard that the pleasure from normal activities is no longer even registered.
The cokehead told his beautiful, pregnant girlfriend to go home when he saw his nasty sister-in-law lay out four lines of coke on the kitchen table. What a cokehead.
by Lligrac46 August 20, 2022