coke can cocktail

A drink mixed directly into a soft drink can. For example, if you're making a rum and coke or a jack and coke, drink some of the coke, then pour the liquor directly into the can. Then, other people think you're just having a soda. Ideal for situations where you'd need to camouflage your drinking.

Dude, I'm going to this party and EVERYONE there is against drinking, so there won't be any booze. It's cool though, 'cause i'm bringing my flask and I'll be coke can cocktailing the whole time!

by Kurt Heuer May 25, 2008

coke can cock

when your dick is bigger around then it is long.

Coke Can Tommy, screwed another chick.

by fyrfyter July 14, 2004

coke can bandit

capable of humungous shits in the work place.

Coke can bandit

by Mike Thompson 1 December 15, 2008

Coke can man

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.

He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.

by The girl down the street December 27, 2004

coke-can crap

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022

coke can cock

when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.

Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks

by The Authority February 14, 2003

snack sized coke can

A short and fat penis. A chode.

Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.

by PseudoAnarchist July 18, 2019