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Noun: The enemies in the hit video game "Disney's Toontown Online". There are 32 individual cogs, 4 departments, and 4 cog bosses for their respective department.

They were made on accident after Scrooge McDuck improperly finished the wiring job on The Chairman, bringing him to life, imprisoning Scrooge, and making the first batch of cogs.

The war on cogs first started when a Yesman descended onto the election grounds and made Slappy Quackintosh go sad. Flippy Doggenbottom declared war, thus starting the endless battle.

They range in level, with certain types having minimum and maximum levels. Certain gags work better on some cogs than others. All of their attacks are based on buisness terms / puns. (Ex. "Half Windsor", "Pecking Order", "Downsize",)
I need to defeat 20 Level 5+ Cogs.
Cog by Dinkly Binkle the Doggo November 17, 2022
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Stands for Coalition of Gears. From the best game ever, Gears of War. The COGs are the good guys that help fight the locust horde. The team every noobie wants to be on in multiplayer
dude hurry up and get on COG so we can own these bitches
COG by Seriously.... January 9, 2007
Related Words
Cog - A cat that acts like dog.
"Hey that cat is so chill , hes like a dog.

Oh I know hes a "COG", a cat that acts like a dog."

also see "Kup" a kitten that acts like a puppy.
Or "Dat" a Dog that acts like a cat.
cog by lissaM August 31, 2013
Some person who talks to much, or in general is a cunt.
Cog by Karebu~ February 17, 2018
A thicker and longer chode. Basically a thick and long penis. They tend to be around 2 feet in size, with a 9 inch diameter in girth.
Person 1: Damn, I can see his cog in those shorts!
Person 2: Why were you looking in the first place?
Cog by Kebi69 March 25, 2017
Acronym for "Centre Of Gravity"
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.
Oh man, I met this absolute greeny and his old lady is a cog! I swear she has her own postcode.
Cog by Pyro July 2, 2003
An abbreviation for "Cum On Girls"
"im sorny, im in the mood to see COG"