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Vincent Coffeepot

To perform this sexual act, one must balance upon one's hands while on a kitchen counter with one's body semi-parallel to the ground and feet suspended. At the same time, one is being made love to slowly from behind while a pot of coffee is being made. Simultaneously, with the second party's orgasm, the finished pot of coffee is poured upon the first party's back in a truly satisfying display.

The name is inspired by the popular gay porn star, Jon Vincent.
Man 1: Dude, my back hurts so much.

Man 2: What happened?

Man 1: Jon gave me a Vincent Coffeepot.
by Drewd January 18, 2011
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Coffeezombie

A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.
"I need a coffee! now!" - "Oh, you're such a Coffeezombie!"
by linguistician. November 7, 2012
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Coffeenoisseur

A coffee connoiseur. An expert in the ways of coffee. Usually a nurse.
Fred is a coffeenoisseur, he'd be able to distinguish regular coffee from decaf. 👌🏼
by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017
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Coffeegate

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.
"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018
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Coffeeholic

Someone who's addicted to coffee and can't stop drinking it..absolutely loves drinking coffee and usually there aren't alternatives.. Coffeeholics take refuge in fast food chains (which sell pretty bad coffee..) if the local Starbucks or cafes and coffee shops aren't available.
Assistant: Hi Dr. Colleen, may I get you anything?
Dr. Colleen: In fact, yes...I could do a cup of coffee for this half an hour, two fraps. for the next, maybe one cappu. in a couple of hours, and let's do lunch with doughnuts and a latte..that's all..pretty good huh? And today I cut down my coffee intake..impressive!
Assistant: What a coffeeholic..
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coffeebagger

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.
"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."
by towhee March 1, 2010
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coffeeboy

A person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.
That coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

That coffeeboy doesn't have a valid driver's license.
by the bruja January 7, 2010
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