Coffee Bean 

The act of taking a crap in someones kettle, then boiling it.

Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit

Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck

Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was

Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died

Coffee Bean by Novelty Turd December 24, 2007

Coffee Bean 

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

Coffee Bean by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019

Coffee bean pussy 

A coffee bean pussy is a vagina which resembles a coffee bean, i.e. a vagina with next to nothing lips.

Woow, look at that girls vagina, It looks just like a coffee bean pussy with all crack and no lips...

Coffee bean pussy by McDanni November 14, 2011

minnesota coffee bean 

a bean is put up the butt and man or woman sucks it out with a straw and makes coffee with the bean and pours it on his or hers nipples.

man: want and minnesota coffee bean

woman: yes, of coarse

man: do you like that

woman: yes

minnesota coffee bean by peter wacker October 21, 2013

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

alabama coffee bean by Large_Father January 23, 2018

to coffee bean 

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

to coffee bean by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean 

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017