Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
by Jesus of Nazareth King of Kings April 11, 2006
in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 10, 2018
A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.
1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.
by F.I.Y.M July 29, 2009
Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
by Novelty Turd November 22, 2007
A way of making the sugar in the coffee bean caramelize so that the coffee tastes stronger in a weak brew. This way you can make coffee with less beans or beans of a lesser quality. A trick used in the fast food industry and by Starbucks. If you drink it pure you will taste a burned, charred flavor, but if you mix it with steamed milk and add lots of corn syrup it will taste better and stronger and thus fooling the client letting him/her believe he/she is drinking a better coffee than he/she actually is.
by Howard Schultz October 04, 2008
A coffee bean pussy is a vagina which resembles a coffee bean, i.e. a vagina with next to nothing lips.
Woow, look at that girls vagina, It looks just like a coffee bean pussy with all crack and no lips...
by McDanni November 14, 2011
a bean is put up the butt and man or woman sucks it out with a straw and makes coffee with the bean and pours it on his or hers nipples.
by peter wacker October 21, 2013