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negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.
All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.
by Baron Neville October 1, 2016
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commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 4, 2019
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commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.
I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.
by David March 6, 2004
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commodify

verb
To turn into a commodity; has a dehumanizing effect.
Prostitution commodifies women's bodies.

Dating shows commodify people and relationships.

As soon as I get out of college, the capitalist system will commodify my knowledge.
by euphoniouseyes April 14, 2008
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Comodin Cam

The King of Transformers YouTube! Need I say more? Okay.

Not only is he kind of relatable, but he and his friends on his gaming channel are funny as fuck and manages to make even the most stoic person laugh.

He is a legend and a huge blessing to the Transformers fandom with his open minded opinions, and his tier lists and rant/discussion videos either with himself or others will guarantee to not only entertain even the most bored ass TF fan, but also make REALLY GOOD POINTS.
TF fan 1: Hey bro I'm so glad you like Transformers as much as I do! I recommend watching Comodin Cam. Ever heard of him?
TF fan 2: No, who's that?
TF fan 1: Here I'll show you

69 hours later

TF fan 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL.....HE'S SO TALENTED!! PETITION FOR HIM TO VOICE WASPINATOR, STARSCREAM AND TRACKS IN THE NEXT TRANSFORMERS MEDIA!!!

TF fan 1: Ikr? Dude is literally getting all the good shit he deserves because unlike other channels on YouTube he actually puts a lot of effort into his vids PLUS it really shows.

TF fan 3: So glad you introduced them to Comodin Cam. He's the reason I have this beautiful Big Chungus Thundercracker, A.K.A Q Transformers TC! They are refreshingly simple, small, tubby and yet so much fun to handle! So thankful to Cam! ^_^
by Big Chungus Starscream March 11, 2022
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in commode

In a deep imperturbable sleep, as if in a coma.
“He was in commode for hours after running the marathon.”
by kulturevulture February 15, 2020
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codmidgeon

The female bat's codmidgeon often smells of Rolo yoghurts.
by Jonathan Gaylordius Holmes March 11, 2008
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