Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013
Get the Cockblocked by Steve Jobs mug.The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.
"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".
by mp2009 February 4, 2009
Get the facebook cockblocked mug.While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.
by KillaKinz March 1, 2009
Get the Cockblocked mug.When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.
by beau801 February 24, 2009
Get the Chemically Cockblocked mug.Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
by pistolpetee January 7, 2010
Get the Cockblocked mug.When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.
by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017
Get the Cockblocked by Donald Trump mug.Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
by gordonchem September 29, 2009
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