coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.

"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~

by Steve June 18, 2006

cooling

Relaxing, chilling, just being easy

Man 1: "What's going on with you homie"

Man 2: "Nothing, nothing...just cooling in the cut"

by Jae-T May 5, 2006

Cockling

Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings

Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !

by FreddieDK June 11, 2009

House Cooling Party

Opposite of House Warming Party.

A party to celebrate moving out of a place.

We're moving out of our place next month, so you're invited to our house cooling party this Saturday. Please bring your own bag, and be prepared to go home with some lovely parting gifts.

by The C Money January 31, 2005

conolinguistics

the art of conolingus (aka oral performed on females)

Nik:Bob and Beth have been hanging out in each others' romms a lot.
Tina:Well, yes, Bob's quite fluent in conolinguistics.

by Jkope November 16, 2010

cooling tower

Cooling towers are heat removal devices used to transfer process waste heat to the atmosphere. Cooling towers may either use the evaporation of water to remove process heat and cool the working fluid to near the wet-bulb air temperature or rely solely on air to cool the working fluid to near the dry-bulb air temperature. Common applications include cooling the circulating water used in oil refineries, chemical plants, power stations and building cooling. The towers vary in size from small roof-top units to very large hyperboloid structures that can be up to 200 metres tall and 100 metres in diameter, or rectangular structures that can be over 40 metres tall and 80 metres long. Smaller towers are normally factory-built, while larger ones are constructed on site.

the cooling tower is working well the water temp is low

by cooling tower worker "sys-kool July 29, 2009