Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.
Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.
Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022
Get the Cockwatcher mug.n. the state of being so in "love" with a guy, that you don't care what he does. the state of being completely senseless about a guy.
girl 1: did you see girl 3 the other day? she's totally cockwhipped!
girl 2: i know, she doesn't give a damn how shitty he treats her.
girl 2: i know, she doesn't give a damn how shitty he treats her.
by dani April 21, 2005
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1. An abbreviation for cock sandwich.
2. A girl you wish to fuck senseless and/or insert your penis into every orifice in which it will fit.
3. An expletive; i.e., if somebody surprises you, you may reply "cockwich!".
2. A girl you wish to fuck senseless and/or insert your penis into every orifice in which it will fit.
3. An expletive; i.e., if somebody surprises you, you may reply "cockwich!".
Cameron Diaz is quite the cockwich.
by dozitgetchahi March 19, 2010
Get the cockwich mug.One (male or female, inexplicable species) which devours a penis (cock) in a seven dwarf's or gym teacher-esque type fashion, reminiscent to that of whistling or blowing a whistle.
Random Frat Brother #1
"Hey, Tyler, man was that football game exquisit or what, bro? I was so wasted from all that Bud Light, totally hardcore."
Random Frat Brother #2
"Sure was, Guy. You're such a cockwhistler, now come whistle on this below average to infantile sized cock."
"Hey, Tyler, man was that football game exquisit or what, bro? I was so wasted from all that Bud Light, totally hardcore."
Random Frat Brother #2
"Sure was, Guy. You're such a cockwhistler, now come whistle on this below average to infantile sized cock."
by Dr. Genious with an O August 25, 2008
Get the Cockwhistler mug.The term used to describe a girl who fails to recognise just how much of a manipulative/controlling/selfish/etc. bastard she's going out with, due to blind infatuation.
Liz: You must be seriously cockwhipped if you can't see what he's doing to you. How can you let him get away with that shit?!
Sarah: What business is it of yours? How can you sit there and judge me, you don't even know what it's like between us. I love him and I know he loves me; I don't need your fucking approval!
Liz: (under her breath) stupid childish romanticist...
Sarah: What business is it of yours? How can you sit there and judge me, you don't even know what it's like between us. I love him and I know he loves me; I don't need your fucking approval!
Liz: (under her breath) stupid childish romanticist...
by spazz88 March 29, 2007
Get the cockwhipped mug.I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"
Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher
by BenLofM August 11, 2008
Get the Cockwatcher mug.A total whore who will go out of her way to consume as many dicks as possible and receive a salty dosage of seed.
by Bothwell November 24, 2010
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