You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?
by Pinkey12 June 9, 2018
Get the Cockwafflemug. An English teacher with scruffed pre-pubescent resembling facial hair, giraffe legs, and a need for making students having a bad day feel as though they are even more worthless then they already feel.
Mr. Transcedentalist is a cockwaffle.
by Jesse Boyd November 12, 2018
Get the Cockwafflemug. Frank Catalanotto is a Cockwaffle.
by DrewAlmighty October 17, 2006
Get the Cockwafflemug. by Normbot13 June 17, 2017
Get the Cockwafflemug. what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
by Prof. PILF October 13, 2009
Get the Cockwafflemug. A challenge given to someone to use the word cockwaffle 11 times in one day. However, they cannot use it to describe someone, it must be used as a direct insult to someone's face.
The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.
The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.
Louisa: "Yo, guys, Zac gave Cameron the cockwaffle challenge today. It's gonna be sooo good"
Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"
Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"
by Southsidex3life December 23, 2007
Get the cockwaffle challengemug. NORTHERN IRISH SLANG
A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
by Maddalious September 15, 2025
Get the Cockwafflermug.