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CockMason

A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.
Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.

Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.

Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.

Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?

Guy 1: No.
by FalseProfit April 14, 2011
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cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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COCKWASHER

Someone who washes cocks with their mouth after or before it's dirty or to get what they want
there are lots of cock washers that will wash anyone's cock if it needs a good or bad washing most females talk shit after cocking cock we call these types cockwashers getting head and getting a cock washing at the sametime
by Our adventures November 1, 2020
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shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
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Cockasaurus

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"
That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.
by Zarr January 20, 2004
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Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian
"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."
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Cockass

Someone who is both a cock and an ass
Sean is a cockass
by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010
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