Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

cocksnatch

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cockmeat sandwich

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.

by lenkun August 9, 2008

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

Cockswallogy

The study of swallowing cock.

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.

by Yerac July 18, 2009

cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.

by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

by curtis450 September 7, 2017