cocksmuggler

a lame person or an asshole

that guy's such a cocksmuggler.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

cockwoggler

A person who woggles cocks.

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.

by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021

Cocksmuggler

¹Derogatory term for a girl who gets around and she quite possibly could be a prostitute. A bro hopper and/or a home wrecker. ²One who smuggles dick for a living.

Get your cocksmuggler hands off my junk. I don't want none of that dumb junk!

by HeartLela August 27, 2021

cockstaggeringly

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'

We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.

by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013

cocksmuggler

(noun) A very subtle slut or man-whore. Someone you would least expect to have mutliple partners.

Mike :Man, could you believe she was a cocksmuggler all along?
Joe: Damn she seemed prude, if I knew i would have let her smuggle mine all day.

by Langknecht November 26, 2010

cockswagger

to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.

dude, your cockswagger pisses me off, you got a baby dick, not a daddy dick.

by fookbunny December 7, 2011

Cockswoggler

An overweight middle aged man with long curly hair who still lives at home and jacks off in the garage all sweaty. Whata loser

Steve is such a cockswoggler

by Sikkdanisim June 11, 2020