cockswinger

A completely annoying and/or useless person. Also has the form 'cockswinging' when preceding another adjective.

"Dave is a complete cockswinger."
"You just spilt my pint you cockswinging cunt."

by The ghost of Lawrie Sanchez December 29, 2005

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cockswaggler

one who swaggles cock. (to gargle penis, or choke on dick)

Dammit eminem, stop being such a damn cock swaggler

by the man March 12, 2003

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When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.

I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.

by The meerlion March 4, 2011

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cockstaggeringly

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'

We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.

by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013

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