when a man gets his dick stuck in another man's anus and when he pulls it our shit runs all over his dick.
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used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
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Get the CockSplat mug.1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.
2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.
3. A dish best served cold.
2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.
3. A dish best served cold.
Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"
by ackid82 March 19, 2010
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No one I know has been able to explain to me why it's called a cockset, but if you're down in Trinidad and someone ask if you need a cockset, it's not what it sounds like
No one I know has been able to explain to me why it's called a cockset, but if you're down in Trinidad and someone ask if you need a cockset, it's not what it sounds like
by Poopin04 July 28, 2009
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by rowdyboi July 5, 2011
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Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
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Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
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Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
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Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!
by Chris-R August 10, 2010
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