cocksmoker

One who slices up another's penis, and proceeds to put it in a marijuana smoking pipe and smokes it.

Joey: "I'm gonna smoke your cock, bro. Becuase I'm a cocksmoker"

by Nigpunisher July 7, 2009

cocksmoked

verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.

katie got cocksmoked in the head by a ( gatorade bottle)?

by tdubs May 13, 2005

cocksmoke

One who "slobs the knob" in a metephorical sense.

That new kid is such a cocksmoke. The only way he got that promotion is by cocksmoking.

by NOTSO September 28, 2005

cocksmoke

When masturbation causes too much friction.

"I've got cocksmoke, get the fire extinguisher!"

by bobbybobobooboo May 30, 2006

cocksmoke

A huge deuchbag/asshole. Cocksmoke.

You are a cocksmoke.

by Mark July 8, 2003

Cocksmoker

a guy who smokes cocks, particularily the guy in the white shit at the qotsa concert

Josh Homme: this guy is a total cocksmoker, i come here for 5 years and hes throwin shit at me, now its not me and you that know that you are a fuckin asshole, its everybody. so when you see mr cocksmoker here, tell him eat a bag of dicks.

by quikslivr October 23, 2008

Cocksmoking

Cocksmoking is the act of giving a blowjob in the manner of smoking a cigar. Puffs into the mouth not the lungs to prevent accidental inhalation of stray cum. Most commely used as an insult. The act of cocksmoking is an anchient art dating back to the times of jesus and mary when condoms wern't avalible and accidental ihalation of cum was a major problem killing many whores a year. It is still practiced today as an alternative to

-Did u suck his dick last night?
-I had to cocksmoke the condom broke.
-Thats fine i like to get old school to sometimes.
-Ya i luv cocksmoking.

by The frooogze February 10, 2006