cockspammer

A person usually female, who trolls Facebook friends lists on the hunt for any males or swinging dicks to ride.

This chic is a hardcore cockspammer, never met her but she messengered me because she saw Lozza added me.

by BachedMan September 17, 2017

Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

cockjammer

Someone who jams cocks places they don't belong; come on, what else would it be?

Jesse likes smooth peanut butter?! What a cockjammer.

by notcollin November 26, 2006

Cockjammer

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.

Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."

by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009

cock slammer

One who forcefully slams cocks and large objects inside and around their rectum/anus region

Ty Corcoran, Jordan Smith, Kevin Ferrand, and Mark Dawes are cock slammers, they engage in slamming cocks up eachothers ass while giving eachother rim jobs and fisting through and around their urethra and at the same time wacthing the B.M.E. pain olympics final round.

by kmjnhbgvfcdxsza February 23, 2008

cockrammer

one who takes penis in the shit funnel

Troy, shut up, you fuckin' cockrammer

by Corey January 26, 2004

cockrammer

cockrammer is someone who has intercourse as fast as a ramdrill and gets the job done twice as fast leaving ladies wanting

he is such a little cockrammer

by zeak smith July 18, 2005