cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005

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cocksycle

A colorful treat for the female gender that comes in different colors, depending on the amount of time the blood supply is cut off to the male genetalia that is the subject of extended abuse from overzealous deprived contacts from such male phallic objects for extended periods of time.

Gee, she has a real hunger for the purple grape-colored (cocksycle)!

by Killer the diller November 21, 2004

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