cocksand

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)

Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

Cocksaw

Using the shaft of the penis to stimulate the clitorisand labia at the same time. In missionary facilitated by griping behind the knees and rotating the womans pelivis upwards. Can be done in doggy position via reach around.

Once I put the Cocksaw on her she greased right up.

by EVIL TURTLE GOD December 18, 2009

cockfag

The best thing anyone has ever yelled in a merionette film (Team America) just before sending some ragheads flying right into the sphynx in an explosive jeep.

Chris: Surprise, cockfags!

by Logz0r September 30, 2005

cocktag

Tagging a person on Facebook in the male nether regions of a photo.

There was this really sexy picture of Robert Pattinson and my Facebook friend cocktagged me right in his privates.

by Mountain Fresh October 14, 2009

Cockmagician

a cockmagician is somebody who takes cocks and makes them magically disappear in holes that cocks aren't meant to disappear in.

2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.

"Dude i swear that our spanish teacher is the biggest cockmagician that i have ever met"

by AllThatRemains22 June 10, 2009

Cockswaggle

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

by Likebutter July 10, 2010

Cocktagon

A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.

Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."

by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011