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cockroach 

A version of English spoken by inner-city Blacks consisting primarily of the noun "Mofo" and the verb "Mofo". Incomprehensible to pasty-faced white folks.
Urbanite#1:"Yo mofo, mofo mofo mofo mofo!"
Urbanite#2:"That's so, Mofo."
Confused Honkey:"What the fuck...oh, they're speaking cockroach."
cockroach by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

cockroach 

Ugly ass creatcher that goes CRUNCH when you step on it
Ewwww I just stepped on a Cockroach 😭😭😭
cockroach by Shae Kidwell February 24, 2018

Cockroach 

Someone on Tinder that keeps showing up no matter how many times you swipe left. Won’t go away, like a cockroach.
“This is the seventh time I’ve seen Jenny in the past three days. Talk about a cockroach. Maybe I should just swipe right and tell her to fuck off.”
Cockroach by asseatermatt August 14, 2019

Cockroach 

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
Cockroach by Piranha May 23, 2006

Cockroach 

A bandwagon Cowboys fan from somewhere other than the Dallas area.
After the Cowboys won their first game, I saw two cockroaches at the store wearing their Cowboys jackets.
Cockroach by i hate dallas September 23, 2009

Cockroach 

Dirty little creatures that live under beds in dark, moist rooms, waiting to crawl in to the ears of unsuspecting sleepers to lay eggs and drink beer
Charla's bedroom is full of evil beady-eyed cockroaches waiting for her to fall asleep.
Cockroach by C. Diesel October 19, 2014