cockrot

Sexually transmitted disease of the penis - much similar to cuntrot in a woman

"I wouldn't dare fuck her, one dip and I'd have cockrot!"

cockrot by downa boi July 3, 2003

cockrotter 

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.

"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"

cockrotter by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011

cocksnot 

another term for a male's semen.

my girlfriend loves to drink my cocksnot after oral sex.

cocksnot by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006

Cockopotamus 

One who is so slutty that they are filled so full of cock that they become the size of a hippopotamus. Can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sluttiest of people.

Ashley is such a slut, she slept with the whole damn school, what a cockopotamus.

Cockopotamus by Stonedasfuck159 December 5, 2009

Cockrot

A manky disease caught by making it large with women when unprotected

Rumour has it a member of the Oligarchy has Cockrot

Cockrot by spiralJunkie May 24, 2007

cocksnot 

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.

Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.

cocksnot by Codiak July 31, 2003

cockonuts 

1:) Not just insane but cock-o-nuts insane.

2:) Dick & balls euphemism.

3:) Jim's granny from American Pie 3.

HERMAPHRODITE #1: Dude, why do you have that Sony Playstation 3 up your ass?
DUDE: Because I like it.
HERMAPHRODITE #1:Dude, you're not just insane, you're cockonuts.
DUDE: Thanks.

cockonuts by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009