Cocket

When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.

I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!

by DirtyStinkyNigger July 09, 2009

cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr June 27, 2017

Cocket Science

To please a woman with flattery.

If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.

by Poppaw_Steve November 06, 2010

Rocket cocket

When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.

Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!

by Ctross719 May 17, 2018

Cocket willys

You rub your dick on a dead dogs head

Dude did u just play cocket willys with my dead dog

by Smalltinkle April 21, 2018

cocket

an inverted penis that can be used like a pocket

My cocket is full of crackers, you want some?

by pineapple chicken March 01, 2020

Cocket

Small cock

You have a cocket

by OJ Da Hayward July 01, 2009