Cocket

When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.

I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!

by DirtyStinkyNigger July 8, 2009

cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr July 8, 2017

Cocket Science

To please a woman with flattery.

If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.

by Poppaw_Steve November 7, 2010

Rocket cocket

When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.

Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!

by Ctross719 June 6, 2018

Cocket

A cocket refers to a situation when a person or group of people can't decide whether the clothing shown is a jacket or coat.

Since we can't decide on whether this is a jacket or coat, let's just say say that it's a cocket.

by Mister Loki May 3, 2021

Cocket

The phallus-shaped rocket whose brand name is Blue Origin. Owned/fully funded by Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon and one of four passengers on maiden voyage.

Did you see the launch of Jeff Bezos' cocket?? It was cool how the shaft separated from the head!!.

by kerplunkety July 25, 2021

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008