cockadoodie

1. A nonsense adverb that is added to the word "brat" by the psychotic fan who keeps the writer hostage in Stephen King's novel "Misery."
2. A word meaning "sexual."

1. "You cockadoodie brat! Don't you ever try to escape again or I'll..."

2. "Do you see what he's doing to that telephone pole? Talk about cockadoodie..."

by princessjessa February 19, 2005

Cockaloid

A penis with arms and legs made of smaller penises. Calling someone a cockaloid has a variety of meanings, but is usually used to call someone stupid, rude, or just a plain jackass.

Justin: "Did you see that dude with the skinny jeans and wool cap on in the weight room today?"

Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."

by bunthole February 24, 2011

Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

cockadoodledouchebag

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017

cockahoop

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.

(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.

by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

Cockaconda

One who has a very long and large penis.

A.D. is going to snake that bitch out with his ol' cockaconda.

by Clamchowda October 1, 2008

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005