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cockblind

1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.
"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.
by Siege of August Skye May 28, 2005
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Cockalicious

A cock with extra-delicious pre-cum, making it better than the average to suck.
My partner is the most cockalicious cunnilinguist ever.
by M.I.L.F. June 16, 2006
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Cockaine

Jizz on a table the sunlight has access to, wait for the liquid to evaporate and snort the powder/ gunk remains.
Dude, I was totally fucked off my head on cockaine the other day! I think I feel them moving inside.
by AvengedSevenfold. May 25, 2010
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Cockaine

A slut who takes drugs (predominately cocaine This is taken as a line off of a man's penis / mid-blowjob), this act can also be the name of taking drugs whilst having sex.
Guy 1: Wow, I fucked Becky so hard last night. Me and George let her do Cockaine.
by Someone_I_Used_To_Know November 19, 2016
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Cockalicious

When something is so good, it can only be described by one's cock. Most of the time this would include Anus Clown
Dude, those tits are COCKALICIOUS!

Im totally COCKALICIOUS

Person 1: your mom is cockalicious
Person 2: *Pisses on*
by Cum guL November 26, 2006
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Cockalini

the first Cockalini ever was Gerrard Daly
noun: someone that is acting absurd or ridiculous

anyone that looks or acts like Gerrard Daly
Yo man, knock it off you're being such a cockalini
by ezzz_cheez June 24, 2016
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cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
by the kps October 19, 2008
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