walk the cock

An awesome game in which people attempt to walk along a very large elongated inflated plastic tube, and usually end up falling in the water.

"Wow Teddy, you're not very good at walk the cock."
"Shut up bitch!"

by BadCowPun September 2, 2005

walk, talk, and cock block

The process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. Thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.

Guy A: Dude, did you see Carl and Vanessa walking to class together.

Guy B: No, why?

Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.

Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.

Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.

(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)

by MBCI kinda sucks July 22, 2009

cock walked

when a man is talking to a woman and another woman walks up, and spontaneously the two women walk much faster than the man is willing to walk. Associated closely with cock blocking, but only occurs while walking.

"God Damn bro, I was chatting up Suzy and we were totally clicking, but then Elen walked up and all the sudden both of them were fifty feet in front of me."

"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"

by john crowe ransom jr. October 24, 2011

Cock Walker

Someone who walks with their cock thrust out for all to see. Dragging their feet and generally being a douche bag.

Isn't that Steve?
Yeah, he's a cock walker
What a douche.

by Natural Swagger October 28, 2010

Cock Walker

A male street hustler.

Everytime we drive this way I see that guy. Yeah! He's a cock walker and tht's his corner.

by Gulliver1953 August 23, 2008

Cock Walker

A male street walker who sells for sex.

Hey dude everytime we drive this way that guy is on the street. Yea, he's a cock walker. This must be his strip.

by Gulliver1953 August 5, 2008

cock walking

When a man is in a deep sleep, yet his "cock" is hard and essentially doing it's own thing....much like when a person physically sleep walks.

My guy was in a deep sleep and snoring yet his cock was awake. It was hard and even rearranging the bed sheets. This is known as cock walking.

by Anastasia Eletherios November 20, 2013