cock-up

A shambles. Sounds vulgar, but may not be; it may be a grouse shooting term. Customarily, shooters employ beaters to disturb birds on the ground and drive them into the air towards the guns. Normally one only shoots grouse hens, so if the beaters were by mistake to put up a grouse cock, they would warn the guns not to shoot by shouting "Don't shoot! It's a cock up!"

Can also be a transitive and intransitive verb.

One's whole shoot today was a disaster - one cock up after another. Now where's Camilla, the slapper? One feels like giving her a Dirty Sanchez. - Prince Charles

Another day, another cock-up - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

The whole Iraq situation has cocked up badly - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

I really cocked up Iraq, didn't I? - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

by Tony and Cherie Blair July 21, 2006

Cock-Up

Another word for screw-up or screwup; to err.

Nothing goes right - it's just one cock-up after another!

by mrbadguy23 December 28, 2005

Cock ups

An exercise for the penis, very similar to curl ups for the abs

Damn! Billy just did 35 cock ups in a row, he's in great shape down there!

by IZ93 April 13, 2010

Cocked up

(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.

(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!

by Bill the veteran December 18, 2008

Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

by saralli February 6, 2010

Cock-Up

A complete push up except without using one's hands, and instead using one's cock.

That fools doing cock-ups, is that even possible?

by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004

Cocked up

A bitch who can't help but have atleast 4 dick different dicks up her a day

Man, Jane cunt help but be a cocked up slut

by TacoBenda November 6, 2014