Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

Cock Sneeze

It's when u cum and piss in a girls mouth when she's giving u head.

She gave me such good head I Cock Sneezed.

by Im.dead February 25, 2019

Cock sneeze

A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue

Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed

General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis

by The Shadow of invisible people July 20, 2025

Cock sneeze

Absolute bellend of a guy like Damion Finlayson from Ayr a beasty wee know jockey

Damion was a complete cock sneeze of a guys

by Thefairyseshmother December 2, 2025

Crispy Cock Sneeze

A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze

Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023

Mexican Cock Sneeze

First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.

by The Hot Sausage June 16, 2010

cocksneeze

The act of ejaculation through a non-erect penis. Ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.

"Jesus Christ, did you see the tits on that bitch?"

"Oh man, I think I just cocksneezed"

by ProbablyJason November 18, 2003