by 88folife February 22, 2008
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Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
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Get the cock shocked mug.While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.
Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
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by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010
Get the Cock Shock mug.When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.
by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008
Get the Cock Shock mug.When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
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Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
by Mrbridge December 18, 2013
Get the Cock Shock mug.when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).
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