pop a cock

The act of putting a penis in a living thing's ass. Not to be confused with pop a cap. Usually performed by gay men for pleasure. This should not be used as an insult, for every person who just heard you say that will think you're a homo.

Example 1
Man 1: I'm going to pop a cock in yo ass.
Man 2: You're fuckin' gay dude.

Example 2
Man 1: I'm gonna pop a cock in yo ass.
Monkey: Dude that's still fucking gay.

by inventor of [pop a cock] August 3, 2004

cock flavored lolly pop

A term for some one who is compleatly and utterly useless. It can also be used to describe a very bad tasting lolly pop.

Your about as useful as a cock flavored lolly pop.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006

pop a cock

When the male has an erection and has the ability to make one loud POP noise, such as the sound when cracking your knuckles.

Man 1: I had fries for lunch today.
Man 2: I can pop my cock.
Man 1: Uhh..

by Keri D July 19, 2005

cock popper

A girl (or male) that pops the D to make the guys first time.

YA, that girl at the party really was a cock popper to me, I liked it.

by Trueshit96 April 7, 2015

cock popsicle

Not very useful to most people

useful as a cock popsicle on a cold day

by Craig stebner August 18, 2006

Cock Popper

The antonym (opposite) of cock blocker. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, you help a friend get laid and the sex was GOOD. If the sex was bad, it don’t count!

Thanks for last night Jenn, you’re a true cock popper!

by Just.kray July 3, 2022

cock-o-pops

Tasty cereal mentioned in GTA:San Andreas

Start your day with a mouth full of cock

by Notoriousdoc May 20, 2005