Cock N' Balls

A state of being that is not positive nor helpfull.

"Dude my Computer broke down, so its like Cock N' Balls in my face constantly."

by Omg who took the name Brian Peppers? July 12, 2007

cock n balls

A pool hall in canada with a rooster as the mascot.

Lets get pissed and go down on oops... down to Cock an Balls

by Daddy big nuts October 7, 2003

cock-n-ball politics

any type of politics that is equivalent to the gesture of grabbing your cock and balls as a show of brute masculinity and power.

"The americans have once again managed to piss off most of the world with their cock-n-ball politics concerning(insert international political issue here)."

by C.W. Anderson III September 20, 2005

Cock n Ball Stew

What the water is called in a hot tub when a bunch of men are sharing it without women.

I was sitting with all my guy friends in a hot tub and realized I was basically sitting in cock n ball stew.

by Devereux League October 7, 2011

Cock N Ball Torture

Cock n ball torture is a sexual activity in which one person carries out sexual intercourse with another on top of a live, running or crawling cock.

The cock will also be sliced with a knife or subjected to extreme impact, like being rammed with a golf club.

Masochist: "I love it when my fucking cock rips out of my body and runs around on the floor. Then having my partner chop my fucking dick in half. I love Cock N Ball Torture."

Normal person: "Tf?"

by ballpitshit June 18, 2022

cock n ball medly

Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.

Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.

by Little man syndrome June 4, 2018

cock n ball torture

the act of grabbing man balls put in door hold ejaculate

yo jimmy wanna "cock n ball torture"

by Tyrone CRacksum November 12, 2019