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Cock Mungler 

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.

Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
Cock Mungler by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007
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cock mongler

someone who is constantly playing with his cock or other cocks
Billy wont stop playing with his cock, he is such a cock mongler
cock mongler by Darryl February 5, 2003

Cock Mongler

One who acts like a homosexual ie mongles the cock
Ben and Mike are so bad at Halo they must be cock mongling eachother.

Ben and Mike talk about ass sex with eachother they must be cock monglers!!!

I'll Show you to tell me to wash the fuckin dishes you cock mongler.Ha Ha -Love Ya Guys- 0 c======3 :0 :)
Cock Mongler by Krispykritters December 15, 2008

cock mangler 

1. One who has an abundance of calices on their hands and leaves behind more friction burns than man spakle residue.
2. A "first-timer" on a blowjob: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the cock.
The main character in "The Old Man and the Sea" is a cock mangler, much like Ryan Barnes.
cock mangler by Robby J July 2, 2003

Cock Mongler

Someone that enjoys playing with their penis in a public area.
I saw this old cock mongler playing with his junk in church
Cock Mongler by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006

cock mongler

-= g0ne =-
cock mongler by Mediator May 22, 2004

Cock Mongler

a word used to describe african amercan specimens with large bulbous penises
have you seen geoffrey recently?

yeah hes a cock mongler
Cock Mongler by Wannabe Black June 13, 2017