Job cock block 

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.

My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!

Job cock block by Cheetolife July 20, 2016

Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

Job-ad cock tease by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

The First Cock On The Job 

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE

The First Cock On The Job by Devon October 12, 2004

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs 

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Cockjobber 

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.

Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!

Cockjobber by Faulken April 24, 2011

Cockjob

An insult used towards someone who is not only being a dick, but is also making a downright fool of themselves.

“You can shove it, cockjob”

Cockjob by Pazsy June 8, 2020