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cock diesel

A man who has a very large penis and can steal virginity and make women orgasm at the very sight of his chiseled body and athleticism that would make a wild hyena purr like a kitten

A person that is cock diesel usually play a position of much importance in football (such as receiver) and normally has a girlfriend that is a Katie
Dam son that man is cock diesel, know wonder he with Katie
by daddy fat stacks March 1, 2010
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Cocked diesel

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez
"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"
by Audi0s March 20, 2010
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Cock Diesel

When something is so awesome and so sick dick that it blows your mind to almost disbelief and you feel the need to describe it, but normal words/sayings just won't cut it.
Brendan: So where were you last night? You left the bar pretty early.
Edwin: Yeah I know, I met these two sorority girls last night and I ended up going back to their house and had a threesome.
Brendan: Sick dick!
Edwin: No, even better. Turns out we were being super loud while I was giving them both an alabama hot pocket and I woke up one of their other sisters. I guess they're really comfortable with each other because I ended up giving the third girl a birmingham booty call.
Brendan: You're right, thats Cock Diesel!
by Danger McHot Sexypants March 7, 2010
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Cock Diesel

A giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him. He keeps everyone around him safe. There is never a time to question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth. If still in doubt see Dennis.
Look at that huge man helping that elderly woman crossing the street, as he saves a baby and subdues a criminal. Bro is Cock Diesel!
by DSW-90 July 26, 2015
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Cock Diesel

Giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him, he wears a prominent 72 on his sleeve and leg, He keeps everyone around him safe. there is never a time to Question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth
DUDE That Guy at the Compassion center is boss COCK DIESEL, He dont let shit go down!!!
by JimS72 May 1, 2011
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Cock Diesel Bitch

Cock Diesel - A person who is jacked or huge
Bitch - A huge pussy
"Dude, I ran out of weed!" -Dexter
"You're a cock diesel bitch!" -Nick
by The Goodies January 23, 2009
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