Cobweb Club

When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.

Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.

by Dirt Dobber May 31, 2011

Cobweb cunt

The term used to describe a female who has not had sexual intercourse for a long period.

Kumar: So Tara when was the last time you had sex?
Tara: 10 months ago
Kumar: Well dont you have a cobweb cunt

by kumargg September 10, 2006

cobweb coochie

When you haven't had sex in a long time and cobwebs start cover your vagina

She's got cobweb coochie

by King_hali March 27, 2017

cobweb cooter

A vagina that has not seen action or sex in a while

Oh that disgusting cafeteria lady is always pissed. She must have a cobweb cooter

by Ferbas January 25, 2013

Cobweb Trib

When two elderly women participate in the sexual activity known as tribbing.

Jimmy: Dude, I walked in on two old hags doing the cobweb trib at my grandmother's nursing home.

Paul: Holy fuck bro...you didn't happen to film it did you?

Jimmy: Of course I filmed it, you fucking retard.

by BANJOBRAZILIAN January 31, 2020

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

cobweb head

somebody whose head is obviously devoid of anything else.

I have to go meet Mike because he ran out of gas again. He's such a cobweb head.

by atossa January 3, 2010