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cobnocker

someone who knocks corn on the cobs
little jimmy knocked the corn on the cob of his plate, HE WAS A COBNOCKER
by hallsieboyandlilsam June 28, 2006
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Coblabberation

n. The conversation held between two or more people, usually during a social event (art opening, concert, party, etc.), who discuss ideas and possible collaborative activities, even to the point of exchanging information, only to have all efforts fall flat and nothing ever becomes of it.

adj. Coblabberate: the act of coblabberation; often when one realizes, in mid-conversation, that the tentative plans between him and another to work together will mostly likely never happen.
Ex. 1) See that guy over there? I met him at a party last week and we coblabberated about a film idea he had. He never called me back.

Ex. 2) I had a coblabberation with Miss X a few months ago. All talk and no show - I was so disappointed.

Ex. 3) ... And I thought, "I'm just coblabberating with him right now; I don't have any intention on actually contacting him about his show".
by orkitheluvcheese February 6, 2010
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cornubber

Someone who continues to act in a despicable manner. Manipulative person who cannot see their wrongs. Someone you despise that you just wanna see what is coming to them. They think they do no wrong, they're oblivious to their wrong doings & you're wishing for some kind of punishment like a corn of cob inserted anally.
Marcia is such a fucking cornubber, I wish to see the day!! Did you know Paul & Loris were Cornubbers?
by maystarchild June 14, 2015
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California Corncobber

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.
My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!
by John Flacek May 24, 2009
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Hobnobber

Cathy is a hobnobber but Brenda isn’t.
Cathy said she sucked his dick but she wasn’t a hobnobber. Brenda didn’t realize it was the same thing.
by RatFink3 July 1, 2019
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cobknobbler

one who knobbles the cob.
anyone who drives a Prius is a cobknobbler
by Atom the Impaler July 29, 2009
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corrobberate

Refers to where Person A bribes Person B to falsely confess that he stole something from Person C, when in fact Person A swiped it himself. Since Person B is already a convicted thief, though, Person C will hopefully believe Person's B's bogus assertion without question, and never suspect Person A of being the true culprit in that particular crime.
Being self-employed as a corrobberater can sometimes net you a fairly tidy income with comparatively little effort --- all you hafta do is take da rap for other people's larceny --- but it can get a bit tedious passing through da system's "revolving door" every few months.
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
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