cobbles

short for cobblestones, slang for testicles

"you don't have the cobbles"
"kick him square in the cobbles"

by hdink April 29, 2007

Cobble

verb - to cobble

a term used first in minecraft, meaning to build oneself out of a mine shaft or pit. It can be used to express taking oneself out of a situation - the opposite of digging yourself into a hole.

John: I hear you got into a fight with Jean about her being a food Racist
Max: I tried to Cobble my way out of it.

by "The Kid" February 05, 2012

Cobbling

The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.

I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.

by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019

cobbling

Another term for masterbating

My mom walked in on me cobbling.

by My name is bubbles April 22, 2016

cobbling

Another term for masterbating

My mother walked in and caught me cobbling.

by The real bubbles April 22, 2016

Cobble Job

The act of using another persons prosthetic limb (be it an arm or a leg) as a mastabatory aid.

Mikes future employment at the hospital was put into futher doubt when his boss got wind of his daily cobble jobs

by Jon-o-fun August 31, 2004

Cobble wobble

When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.

Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again

by Jackthecat March 07, 2012