Sir Clutchington

The person who's able to clutch so many things including exams, grades and whatever else is necessary. But this person does it with so much class that it deserves praise. Similar to Captain Clutch.

Many people tried but only one person could clutch it with such class. Sir Clutchington

Sir Clutchington by J-j-j-jay January 16, 2013

clutching at straws

Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.

The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?

clutching at straws by Mark Caruso October 17, 2006

clutching your brownies 

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

clutching your brownies by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

clutchin nutz 

When a woman controls her man in a dramatically & horrific manner.

Stu couldn't get out the house today, because his wife said he had to paint her toe nails.

damn... She's clutchin major nutz

I hope i never get my nutz clutched.....

Yah, with that shit, clutchin nutz bitches need to stop it.

clutchin nutz by TheLazyGenius December 18, 2009

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas 

what happens when drake changes you (21)

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas (Yeah)

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas by saucyrossy/sussy russy December 4, 2022

Clutching My Pearls 

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle

When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!

Clutching My Pearls by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008

Clutchasaurus Rex 

n.

1. Someone or something that performs above all expectations; total achievement in a time of need.

2. A supernatural being that emerges from a clutch performance.

Kevin stopped the hockey puck with his face! What a Clutchasaurus Rex!

Clutchasaurus Rex by Runestone May 17, 2008