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Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012
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When you have had to much to drink out of the "Chuggler" Mug.
Dude, you are "Chugged"! Put down the "Chuggler"!

see: www.chuggler.com
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clogged up

a vagina with a penis inside it.
Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.
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Clugger

A "clugger" is the stale, warm remains of a beer that populates the bottom of a can, bottle, or glass. Warmed by the hand, and lacking any meaningful carbonation, this beer is unpleasant and nauseous to drink while sober. When inebriated, the clugger becomes an odious task, which upon imbibing may be the impetus for immediate vomiting. Cluggers are not fun to drink, but people who leave half finished beers around are derided, so finishing the beer even is it is a clugger is considered good manners.
"Oh man, I almost threw up after downing that clugger."

"Yo Pete, if you don't down that clugger you're not allowed to get another beer."
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tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.
Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!
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Chugged

A drunken state as a consequence of 'avin' a chug.
Dave Punk Rock: "Airrrr, I'm pretty chugged, son."
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Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.
Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!
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