clownitis

A curious redness surrounding the mouth region of one's face. Clownitis is often accompanied by extreme acne in the same region.

Jim: Did that kid get punched in the mouth?
Rondell: No thats just his clownitis, he's had it for months.

by Bertrand McNally November 3, 2005

Class Clownician

A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.

Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.

by aman13 September 30, 2010

Convict Material

a girl so ugly that the only guys who would ever think of dating her are hard up convincts who haven't seen pussy in 10 years or kfc workers with acne on their face.

no wonder that girl is so jealous of her friend, she's pure convict material.

by flow mt January 18, 2009

Convict Sleeping

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence

During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.

by Scarlet Parasol April 3, 2009

conviction

Belief that one would die for.

Stupidity

by larstait October 16, 2003

Convict Material

a girl so ugly or dirty in hygiene that the only guys who would give her the time of day are convicts, jailbirds and men who work fast food jobs looking for a quick piece of ass.

No wonder that girl is so jealous of her aqaintance who gets all quality men, she's merely convict material.

Only a convict would fuck that used up bustdown. She's pure convict material.

by poev January 18, 2009

convict

An Australian person.

you all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony...

by John Bull May 2, 2006