H-Town Clown

The H-Town Clown, a sex act common in the city of Houston, is when a man fucks his special lady friend while she is on her period, then pulls out when he is done and wipes his dick across her mouth resulting in what looks like clown makeup.
Me: Did you hear what Twan did last night?
Friend: No, what?
Me: He was fucking his girl on the rag and gave her the H-Town Clown afterward.
Friend: Oh man! I bet she looked just like Bozo!
by FreakThatBitch September 8, 2009
mugGet the H-Town Clownmug.
I'm kind of tired this morning because I spent the whole night chasing the brown clown around town.

I swear, I didn't sleep with your sister last night. I was too busy chasing the brown clown around town.
by Michael Samsonite December 10, 2006
mugGet the chasing the brown clown around townmug.
To be ready or available for a proposed activity.
Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!
by OberonCAS March 21, 2010
mugGet the down like a clown in circus townmug.
When you go to eat the booty hole but she is on her monthly, resulting in a rednose clown experience.
I ended up clowning around down town lastnight with Stephanie and it wasn't the best experience, but it was something to laugh about.
by TeamRamRod14 February 19, 2021
mugGet the Clowning around down townmug.

Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.
Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.
by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022
mugGet the Clown Townmug.
When you go to eat the booty hole but she is on her monthly, resulting in a rednose clown experience.
I ended up clowning around down town lastnight with Stephanie and it wasn't the best experience, but it was something to laugh about.
by TeamRamRod14 February 19, 2021
mugGet the Clowning around down townmug.

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