Skip to main content

Magic Cooties

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.
Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
by Pineal September 2, 2020
mugGet the Magic Cooties mug.

surf cooties

Porn is surf cooties nasty.
by frufrugranny March 19, 2006
mugGet the surf cooties mug.
Related Words

Cooties

Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."
Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"

Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"
by intelligent young'n August 24, 2003
mugGet the Cooties mug.

cootie catcher

an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.

To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.

The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"
Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"

Suzie: "Okay!"

Jessica: "Pick a number."

Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"
by smendler December 10, 2009
mugGet the cootie catcher mug.

Cloutier

How's she so classy at clout chasing , she must be a Cloutier
by Hehe Jackson July 23, 2019
mugGet the Cloutier mug.

Crotch Cooties

Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...
by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009
mugGet the Crotch Cooties mug.

moody cootie

The process of which one catches a bad mood from another person.

Plural: moody cooties
Anita came to work complaining as usual. Kevin said “I’m leaving before I catch your moody cooties”.
by Jk lovin December 14, 2019
mugGet the moody cootie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email