A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.
Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
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clootie • cooties • cootie • chooties • chootie • Cloutier • cootie-cat • clookie • Cloutie • cootie queen
Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."
Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"
Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"
Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"
by intelligent young'n August 24, 2003
Get the Cooties mug.an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.
To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.
The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"
To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.
The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"
Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"
Suzie: "Okay!"
Jessica: "Pick a number."
Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"
Suzie: "Okay!"
Jessica: "Pick a number."
Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"
by smendler December 10, 2009
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Get the Cloutier mug.Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...
by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009
Get the Crotch Cooties mug.Anita came to work complaining as usual. Kevin said “I’m leaving before I catch your moody cooties”.
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