Clintucky

Hillbilly name for a town in Illinois that people who are literate call Clinton.

Dude, I went partying in Clintucky last weekend!

Those hoes in Clintucky sure like to party!

by Dick Mc. April 18, 2011

anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

Clontch

Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.

Hey bitch show me your Clontch.

by wind xd June 23, 2019

cloturn

The most offensive meme page on instagram. It’s one of the most popular in the England known for making people shit themselves from laughter.

Friend 1: Hey did you see cloturn’s new post?

Friend 2: Yeah it had me absolutely SHITTING MYSELF like that was totally memes to cure boredom.

by m2cb October 20, 2020

Clonduff Rocket Team

Clonduff rocket team is a group of young teenagers from clonduff estate in east belfast and are famously known for having the biggest bonfire and "leading the way". Clonduff Rocket team members are often spotted patrolling the area looking for taigs

Clonduff Rocket Team run the show

by Michael Stevens November 22, 2021

Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

contutilated

Being preoccupied with ones self. Unable to listen to the other parties opinion.

Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.

A contutilated person is an ignorant one!

A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!

Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated

My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!

George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?

by Liz_Avionics March 28, 2008