Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

cocktapus

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

Blocktapus

Anything that blocks the view of a trick you tryna check out.

Blocktapus can be broken down quite simply as something that "Blocks tha pussy" Block-ta-pus

Man i saw the baddest bitch today, and then a fat blocktapus got in the way so i couldnt get a good look, ya digg? shouts to goalie.

by isaidyo May 25, 2011

cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

Cocktipus

Describing someone who you do not know the gender of. Can not decide if it is a male or female.

Did you see that cocktipus standing in line?

by Chezus October 16, 2011

cockapuss

Large, often hairy, North American woman.
Maculine features, usually accompanied with deep voice and mustache.
Often hormonal, and assertive.

"I met my mother in law yesterday"
---"Was she hot?"
"No man, total cockapuss. I thought she was going to eat me!"

by lovinitmtboy July 11, 2007

Chicktapus

A chicken and an octapus mixed.

That chicken/octapus mixed definetly is a chicktapus.

Look at my drawing of this chicktapus.

by Hailstone6394 July 17, 2009