cockery

During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."

I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

by rubicante1 August 3, 2007

Cockery

Earthenware that is cut using a cock instead of a knife.

"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"

by vincup October 17, 2014

4 o'clocker

A handicap person. Represented by the wheelchair symbol where the head is the minute hand and the legs are the hour hand. 4 o'clock.

I'm going 10 mph under the limit cause I'm followin' a 4 o'clocker.

by kantmakm May 19, 2004

ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

cinco-clocker

Used to describe someone who clocks out at 5, usually to get tipsy on some magaritas and listen to Jimmy Buffet.

Typically a Floridian.

Me and the girls got all cinco-clocker at the bar down by Cocoa Beach. Hell yeah! we spanked some manly ass and danced naked on the tables. Picked up a few bucks on the way. Rocks to be a cinco-clocker!

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021

crockery

"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.

Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.

by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004

Clocker

Anyone who observes another’s activities. Usually with time involved.

He’s a clocker. He followed her for a week to learn her routines.

by Rbuteo September 12, 2022