Clockblocker

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.

Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!

by smart_guy_is_smart May 11, 2015

clockblocker

One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.

Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.

by antlerskettering November 28, 2009

Clockblocked

Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"

Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!

by Tieranei October 9, 2014

ClockBlocker

A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is

Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.

Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me

by Boof Casper August 22, 2011

Clockblock

Effectively a cockblock, only by someone who simply spends all their time doing something else.

Dude, all she does with her free time is study, its such a clockblock.

by Tbivs September 27, 2011

Clockblock

A: A person who prevents you from seeing your clock or prevents you from getting somewhere on time.

B: A person who stands in front of the swim clock preventing another swimmer from meeting his or her interval.

A: Jill- "You're ten minutes late Jack."
Jack- "Sorry my roommate was being a clockblock and wouldn't let me leave till I cleaned the dishes from last night."

B: Coach- "Adam! You missed your interval!"
Adam- "Coach, it wasn't my fault. Mike was standing in front of the clock again.
Coach- "What a clockblock, I'll talk to him about it."

by lolmongoose December 30, 2008