cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.

by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

Cockmeat Breath

A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.

1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!

by ballerbitchX June 13, 2011

cockbreath

1. Anyone you don't like.
2. A condition similar to halitosis - possible side effect of felatio.
3. A person suffering from cockbreath.

"You would say that, wouldn't you. COCKBREATH!"

by Cockbreath March 17, 2003

cockmeat sandwich

A blowjob basically.

Big Bob's coming in to give you a cockmeat sandwich! Be prepared!

by big___a August 9, 2007

cockmeat sandwich

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!

by harold and kumar May 2, 2008

clockgate

A situation whereby someone makes fun of another person’s choice in home decorating for choosing to put up an oversized, basic bitch wall clock.

Omg. Did you hear? Sue pulled a clockgate by telling Karolina her clock is ugly.

by Weasel 77 November 7, 2020

Cockmeat

Chicken, specifically the meat of a chicken (prepared/served in any variety of way)

Braden sure does love eating that cockmeat. Look at him go, gobbles it up.

by Stingy Guts November 7, 2023